I kinda need some sleep right now. I tried every thing from Ambien to Ritalin, and from Crack to LSD. I even injected myself with horse tranquilizer. Nothing is putting me to sleep. I know a few insomniacs, but I'm not one of them. I feel really tired, especially after last night's head bang. Plus my parents are coming over in a few days, and I'm to tired to get ready. So I need a sleep aid really fast. I heard that in some indigenous African tribes, they'd use guano as a sleep aid, but so far, all it's done was give me bad breath. Milk I've tried, turkey, I've tried, ribs I've tried. Now I'm short, fat, and tired. Someone help meni90opl,.