We all know who Justin Bieber is, unfortunately. Some 14 year old kid from Canada. But why do we hate him? Because he's Canadian? Because he's taking all our woman? He sounds like a woman? Why is his voice so high in the first place? Having choir, I know that voice ranges lowest to highest bass, tenor, soprano, alto, and ten octaves higher than that, you will see Justin Bieber. I have three explainations for his origins.
1. He's really a pedophile who uses helium to make his voice squeeckier, so he can sing and get girls.
2. When he fell in love with a girl, she said "Sorry I'm not a lesbian" and he was like "Baby, baby, baby" and he got a sex change
3. He's like Benjamen Button, where he was born old and grows young.